Remember that Twilight Zone in which Billy Mumy got ticked off and magically wished people and things into a cornfield ne'er to return? I wish I had that power for the holidays. Maybe I do? DO NOT DOUBT the great and powerful Oz!
Curse you holiday cookies, cakes, pies, bakery, and cheer! You're a very bad snack. First I wished Hostess away and now Lil' Debbie is next. Feel the wrath, sugary temptress!
